Sunday, April 27, 2008

Deep Thoughts on Breasts

First of all, this was the best cake EVER! Thanks again, Jena.
Right now I resemble the cake, except the flat tummy part. I am top heavy. I have had people say how skinny I look, but in truth it is an optical illusion. My breasts are bigger so my tummy LOOKS smaller.
I am fighting a breast infection as we speak. If you have never had a breast infection let me just describe it for you. OUCH! And the fever and body aches accompany the blessed thing. So not only do you get to cry every time you nurse, you get to feel like you are on deaths door between feedings. Ah the joys of motherhood!
As I have been enjoying this I have learned a few things.
1.)If you sit in a rocker/recliner for too long, your hips start to hurt.
2.)When you have a fever and your body aches, you can't sleep no matter how tired you are.
3.)Don't watch Comedy Central after 2 am. They are allowed to drop the "F" bomb.
So these are my deepest thoughts. Ya, I know, not much to it. But that's as deep as I go on 3 hours of sleep!

3 comments:

The Barbers said...

Yeah that was pretty much the best idea I have ever had. I hope it was a good b-day!

Carrie and Jeff said...

That was an awesome. I didn't get to eat any because I had to go to my stupid singing rehearsal. That was sad for me. I can't wait to see huge your boobs are.

Gallant Family said...

I hope I never get one of those infections!!! I am so sorry. I hope you are feeling better by this weekend. I didn't get to come to your party, but I was told about the cake. I wish I could have been there to see it in real life.